Oh honey, that’s just how old houses are. They settle. They sometimes creak or groan, or quietly weep, or demand blood sacrifice in voices that sounds like the fluttering wings of a thousand moths. It’s just the house settling. For whatever it can get. Go back to sleep.
Why am I so shitty?
walk into any starbucks and say “i can’t believe they’re doing a secret screening of the unreleased Wes Anderson movie down the street” then collect all the macbooks that everyone who just ran out left behind. keep your favorite one and sell any you don’t need
Spotted while house-hunting, unfortunately it wasn’t for sale.
omg I neeeed
i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
My favorite part is the typo at the end cause its like Mario was hitting on her. “WHAT-A WRONG WITH MY PENIS”
Fall 2014 fashion: Scout’s ham costume from To Kill A Mockingbird
if a u can see a someone’s bra through their shirt do you care. like do u really care. it’s probably a hecka cute bra right and i bet they spent like 20 dollars on that bra. maybe even 30 dollars idk. don’t shun the bra appreciate the bra
It’s underwear. It’s not supposed to be seen