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Just call me Ashley. Female of human species, Hamsexual, Witch, 22, student at Georgia College.

This is a personal blog. Posts include: humor, pagan related things, astrology, coupons, feminism, music, crochet and seasonal fandoms.

Game of Thrones,
Broadwalk Empire,
The Walking Dead,
Archer,
The X-Files, etc


here, I’ll be your pillow. via

here, I’ll be your pillow. via

“If we gonna talk some shit, let us talk all the shit” my new motto. 

My old college professor posted a photo of a fat woman on FB and then promptly flew off the handle when I told him he was gross. 

Ugh. Your body is your fucking body. He had never ever met that woman in his life, she was just some woman with a large ass going to pay her verizon bill.  

Who gives a serious fuck? It’s her body and I’m so sick of men trying to ridicule women that don’t fit their idea of what a woman should look like. 

And then his ex wife jumping in says that she’s going to raise her daughter to not be fat. Fuck you too concern troll. That woman might have a medical condition where she can’t control her weight OR BETTER YET MAYBE SHE WANTS TO BE FAT SO FUCK YOU! 

I’m not a “virtual party pooper” and a stranger’s body should not be the basis of your fucking party.  

Oh, and another thing, Albany Georgia is a fucking small city. You might think you’re top shit for being voted “top 40 under 40”, more like “Top 40 Assholes, Shitville, USA”. You’re a teacher, don’t be fucking surprised if that woman or a loved one of hers ends up in your community college ENGL 1101 class. 

shrunkenwildflower:

The only reason I buy Newports instead of Marlboro is because I can’t pronounce Marlboro accurately and when I try to say it I end up sounding like a dumbass

I don’t smoke but I can’t say Marlboro either. 

just-exhale-love:

fangirl-writer:

whatsyourweakness:

2stupidnerds:

daewrythe:

depthz:

How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.

I smell a fucking challenge

Lets do it Jesse

i wanna do this

 The Silence will fall.

^ and I will go fucking crazy


amanda

just-exhale-love:

fangirl-writer:

whatsyourweakness:

2stupidnerds:

daewrythe:

depthz:

How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.

I smell a fucking challenge

Lets do it Jesse

i wanna do this

 The Silence will fall.

^ and I will go fucking crazy

amanda

mayosjustanickname:

theworldhereinmymind:

Game of Thrones 90s era by Mike Wrobel

MOTHER OF FERRETS??????

Have you ever been weirded out but completely entranced? 

One of my old college professors just posted a picture of a woman from behind and said “This woman’s booty is so big that she has to lean against a pillar at Verizon to keep from falling backwards.” 

I wanna say something so bad that it’s not his damn business ugh it hurts.  Considering. 

thepunkrocker:

and then I realized this wasn’t a kid’s show

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2DTTGKMW Through 6/06

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

paradisekissmyass:

“You’re a lesbian  because your dad abused/didn’t love you”

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“You’re a lesbian because you scared of men”

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“you’re gay because you were too close to your mum”

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“You’re not gay you jsut havent met the right boy/girl”

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“You’re __ because-“

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“Balls deep makes sense now”

supersonicelectronic:

Paul X. Johnson.

Illustrations by Paul X. Johnson:

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