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buzzfeed:

Bunnies what are you doing?




tastefullyoffensive:

Useful Children’s Books for People in Their Twenties by CollegeHumor

Previously: NSA Surveillance Children’s Books



tastefullyoffensive:

"He likes to hold his own feet." -110110







noseperiod:

Tywin Lannister, Lord of Casterly Rock, Shield of Lannisport, Warden of the West, and Hand of the King.





beinglarawr:

artandcookies:

johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

martinekenblog:

Ice Cream Roses

ALL REGULAR ICE CREAM IS NOW DULL TO ME

If you ever want to bring me flowers, these are the kind I like.

"What’s your favourite flower?"
"Ice cream."


kleptonancy:

hotkettlecafe:

turkeynugg:

ahorsenamedbob:

hotkettlecafe:

one nancy drew game, there’s not going to be a trailer for a preceeding game, and that is going to be a horrifying experience.

I REALLY don’t want to think about this

They could have a trailer, but then just never make the game, a la the third dossier, the Seven Deadly Shipments or whatever it’s called.

WHY DID I EVER POST THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE NOW IM GETTING REALLY EMOTIONAL AND WORRIED

You mustn’t speak of it






gaywrites:

Police in the Orlando area have arrested a tow truck driver for apparently targeting the vehicles of LGBT people and illegally towing them during the annual Gay Days festival.

Jason Combs towed more than 100 vehicles between June 5 and June 9, primarily from the Westwood Town Center parking lot across the street from the Gay Days host hotel. His contract with Westwood had already expired. Those whose cars were stolen had to travel by cab to a towing facility 10 miles away, which is also illegal in Florida. 

Police said Combs and “spotters” assisting him allegedly kept watch on the area and towed the vehicles within minutes of visitors parking to visit shops and other establishments.

“Visitors would park in the Westwood Town Center at 6109 Westwood Boulevard (across from the event’s headquarters) and patronize various shops and restaurants there, only to emerge and find that their cars were towed,” the Orange County Sheriff’s office said in a Facebook post announcing the arrest. “We will not tolerate those who take advantage of our citizens or visitors.”

He was charged with 29 counts of grand theft of a motor vehicle and 60 counts of violating a county towing ordinance. Good riddance. 







jon-snow:

god bless sdcc










God that chin.




Anonymous Asked:
I don't know if anyone has asked this but in season one Constance (Jessica Lange) says she has 4 children but I only counted 3. Beau the one she kept chained in the attic, Tate, and addy. I'm I missing someone? Or did they just not talk about the 4th one.

My answer:

themurderhousetour:

Yeah, we only know three of her kids! Her fourth child was never revealed. I believe Ryan was asked about the fourth child in a convention, and he didn’t exactly answer it. So she does have four kids, but we never found out what happened with the fourth.



glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce