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swellandsound Asked:
The fool, wheel of fortune, the moon, and the sun, of course. :P

My answer:

The Fool; an embarrassing story- Like last week or something my teacher showed us an ad that was for cat food and she was like, I don’t know if you guys like cats or whatever and this girl said ‘I don’t I hate cats’, and I involuntarily shouted at her, “WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU??!” My prof was like woooah nooo I was pretty embarassed and had to act like I was joking but I really wasn’t. 

Wheel of fortune: If you won a million dollars, what would you do with it? Honestly? I think about this a lot since that old tarot reader lady told me I would have a mighty windfall one day. I would pay off mine and Amanda’s student loans, our parents a new car and help them out, and probably buy a small but nice house in the middle of no where and then save and invest what was left. Maybe I would travel some but mainly I would just save it because 1 million really isn’t enough to live off of forever. 

The Moon; Describe a dream or nightmare you’ve had recently. I keep having recurring dreams where I hang out with my French prof. We like go to her house and watch movies and she has a bunch of cats and we just chill. Another time I dreamed I was late to class and had to swim there for some reason and then was embarrassed that I was wet. S

The Sun: Describe a childhood memory: One of my fav childhood memories would be taking Neopets wayyy to seriously. I remember we (taylor and I) learned so much about HTML and the computer by working on our Guild, and we would take turns staying up literally all night so we could try to get the treasure that ice dragon thing had. We never got it. We must have spent week’s worth of time working on that stuff during the summer. Espically, going on April Fool’s day to see what the trick was. 




sithisit:

truly inspirational




jeremykaye:

Should’ve gone with the cloak of intelligence brah.





the-tardis-gets-wifi:

ikusaba:

supersmashkev:

this is on a level that i cannot reach

this is teen nick sitcom level

I’ve seen this post multiple times on my dash but none have ever answered if he did get his phone.




gravesandghouls:

Halloween Witch postcards c. 1900s



alt-j:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care





celestedoodles:

pyranova:

celestedoodles:

The Scooby-Doo Ghoul School girls as 1960s monster dolls. This is the result of listening to all the 50s/60s novelty Halloween songs on the Pandora Halloween Party station and combining that with the popularity of monster dolls today. 

Why does a werewolf have cat eyes tho?

To be fair the movie made the same mistake.

we must defer to the creator of the Halloween national anthem







cleancutaesthetics:

A woman has converted a tiny cabin in the woods in to her dream Victorian home. 
I am in love. 

http://curious-places.blogspot.co.nz/2011/01/victorian-cottage-delhi-ny-usa.html


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justini-martini Asked:
Death: If you were able to reincarnate, what would your next life be?

My answer:

A Nancy Drew ghost writer who moonlights as a Stevie Nicks impersonator. And also owns a rare banana plantation in south Havanna.





"Jen, I have every single coupon that Bath and Body Works has."

Sylvia Plath (via semperstyles)



destroyedforcomfort:

blackfootbeauty:

oliasis:

notyour-sidekick:

kleenexwoman:

did-you-kno:

Source

I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

I feel so conflicted right now

That awkward moment when Hugh Hefner is more trans-positive than most feminists of the same era. 

omg





  • The Fool: Tell an embarrassing story.
  • The Magician: Do you have a special talent?
  • The High Priestess: Are you good at keeping secrets?
  • The Empress: What do you desire most?
  • The Emperor: Do you have any family traditions?
  • The Hierophant: What is/was your favourite school subject?
  • The Lovers: What qualities would your ideal partner have?
  • The Chariot: Have you ever had to fight for something?
  • Strength: What gives you strength?
  • The Hermit: Could you cope with living alone?
  • Wheel of Fortune: If you won a million pounds, what would you do with it?
  • Justice: If you could be a super hero (or villain) what would you call yourself and what powers would you have?
  • The Hanged Man: Would you sacrifice your own life to save someone else's?
  • Death: If you were able to reincarnate, what would your next life be?
  • Temperance: Do you have good self control?
  • The Devil: What do you think your worst quality is?
  • The Tower: Describe your dream home.
  • The Star: What inspires you?
  • The Moon: Describe a dream (or nightmare) you've had recently.
  • The Sun: Describe a childhood memory.
  • Judgement: Have you ever done something that you were really ashamed of?
  • The World: What country would you most like to visit?

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