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Stevie Nicks, Astrology, Feminism and Witchcraft



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"I’m the worst kind of witch ever, the kind that cleans."

Sophie, Howl’s Moving Castle (via wrath-fire-ice)




somewhereinherancientways:

I’d take any early version of this over the Practical Magic version. The demo versions seem….more heartfelt, more raw. 

"Baby, don’t leave me…"



adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are



So I have a problem. 

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  • moses: let my people go
  • pharaoh: man what is WITH these sjws

hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

My kinda kids. 




GAAAAAME OF THROOOONESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


Tagged as: game+of+thrones,



classic-yoshi-fashion:

Almost time.




pokemon-global-academy:

US retailer Target is currently selling the Nintendo 2DS with Pokemon X pre-installed for the ultra cheap price of $99.99. If you’re not after a Nintendo 2DS then it should be noted that they are also giving away $40 gift cards with any Nintendo 3DS XL purchased.

SOURCE: mynintendonews





urulokid:

total-queer-move:

LOOK. IT’S EVERY SINGLE STEREOTYPE ABOUT MEN’S RIGHTS ACTIVISTS PUT INTO ONE HANDY-DANDY DEMOGRAPHICS SURVEY SO IT CAN BE STATISTICALLY VALIDATED!! [x]

THANKS R/MENSRIGHTS!!

in other news the sky is blue and water is wet




epic-humor:

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"My first hysterectomy as a resident was on a 16-year-old who had an illegal abortion. Her pelvis was nothing but pus. That’s the sort of thing we saw all the time. I admitted about two or three women like this every night. That’s what we’re headed towards now. We’re heading back to those days. Because of the restrictions lawmakers impose, women will seek abortions illegally, and we’re going to see a rise in septic abortions."

A Texas OB/GYN Details the Horrific Consequences of Abortion Restrictions

(via whitegirlpolitickin)




"My first hysterectomy as a resident was on a 16-year-old who had an illegal abortion. Her pelvis was nothing but pus. That’s the sort of thing we saw all the time. I admitted about two or three women like this every night. That’s what we’re headed towards now. We’re heading back to those days. Because of the restrictions lawmakers impose, women will seek abortions illegally, and we’re going to see a rise in septic abortions."

A Texas OB/GYN Details the Horrific Consequences of Abortion Restrictions

(via whitegirlpolitickin)


fantasticallore:

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The Italian word for owl, strix, or strega, means ‘witch’, and provides a hint to the owl’s symbolic connection to witchcraft. The owl is a nocturnal bird, which leads some to believe it has information of occult knowledge, cover information, and secrets. Since some owls like to make their nests in abandoned homes, some have believed that they are connected to decay.

So that Owl that scared me to death had a purpose hm.